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October 1, 2006

Surreal Estate - An Irrational Distrust of Real Estate Agents

Written by YeOleImposter at 9:57 am
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My Irrational Distrust of Real Estate Agents is Avery Ant’s latest one minute rant.

Some quotes:

Real estate agents are basically failed actors who get huge commissions for opening doors and turning on and off lights.

You pay them large sums of money to pound a sign into your front lawn and bring strangers through your home.

Beyond that I think they spend most of their time getting their latest head shots airbrushed and photoshopped.

View the clip

Too harsh? or Too Funny?


September 30, 2006

Landscaping and Home Values

Written by YeOleImposter at 8:28 pm
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Nancy C. Somerville of the American Society of Landscape Architects is quoted in the real estate section of the New York Times as saying that good landscaping can add 15 to 20 percent to the value of a home.

A homeowner in Montclair, N.J., is hoping the added landscaping will help sell the home:

The couple knew that the house’s renovated kitchen and bathroom, new moldings and refurbished hardwood floors would turn a few buyers’ heads, but they understood, too, that unless the outside looked inviting, some of those buyers might never venture inside. So, in the weeks before the house was listed earlier this month at $532,500, they had the front yard cleaned and weeded and all the overgrown or dying shrubbery replaced with $700 worth of new bushes, flowers and ornamental grasses. The exterior was also power-washed and painted.

Not only are ornamental trees, plants, and flowers popular, but according to a Nyack agent:

“Becoming more and more important is the placement of large rocks, rock walls, stone fences and masonry in the landscaping.”

In our visits to the homes in this year’s Parade of Homes we noticed most homes had some sort of water feature and the higher end homes all had outdoor kitchens that went well beyond the normal gas BBQ.


Property Value Explodes with Building

Written by YeOleImposter at 8:33 am
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According to the National Association of Realtors a landmark 96-year-old Upper East Side townhouse was leveled following a gas blast, allegedly set “by the owner during a tumultuous divorce”. What is amazing is that real-estate experts now figure the property is worth more, not less, following the blast since a larger home can be built on the site and the developers would not have to worry about historical landmark issues.

So, I am wondering, the guy blows up the property to spite his ex-wife, and finds himself not only going to jail but also his wife gets more money than she would have before.


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